Shameless scofflaws constructed two homes in McKinley Park this week. The perpertrators were nowhere to be found. These homes, with full modern amenties, close to the urban core, use existing heritate tree canopy and public property. The home builders did not apply for city permits. “Design review was not used and neighborhood outreach was nil,” said neighbor, Stella Garden-Blossom. “We are astonished at this brazen disregard for the regulations.”
City officials are looking into the matter. “We’ll catch this troublemaker. We won’t leave a mushroom unturned. You can’t tiptoe your way out of this one,” said police spokesman, Lieutenant Commander Oliver Talltwigs.